American Horror Story: Storybrooke.
…coming soon on FX.
what the fuck just happened HBO
first you make Drogo rape Dany (SO NOT COOL, NOT COOL WITH THAT NEVER EVEL WILL BE)
and now Jaime and Cersei? DO NOT TOUCH JAIME
what is this sick obsession with rape and HBO
like I don’t care how much different tv show is from the books, because well, it’s a tv show, but this is just so damn awful on so many levels WHY
The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005
she’s so cute
anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it
HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10
we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with
best of → Lemon Breeland
“I don’t need anyone to take care of me. I am Lemon Breeland, strong Southern Belle and I will rise again. Without help. On my own”